Why I love socks

Hi, my name is Shatner Chiba Wittenberg and I am a gray tiger cat who just turned 1 year old on June 12th! I know people like to call my kind "tabby" but lets face it I am a tiger, a little smaller than the ones at the zoo but I am working on it by eating whatever I can get my paws on.

One day my mom brought home a new bag of socks from Target, where my dad works. I instantly knew my role in life. I had to free those socks, with my teeth. So I stole the bag of socks and ran around the house, eventually eviscerating the bag and spilling socks out onto the floor one at a time. It was the best thing ever!