did I mention Toilet Paper is my favorite food?

Stuff I love

1. going outside in my harness (although I would rather be free to go lay in the road)
2. catnip on my chirping bird
3. playing ball with my soccer ball
4. Can-o-moose
5. Bread, potato chips, cheese
6. the food game (one piece of food at a time that I get to chase!)
7. Cat fishing pole
8. windowsills
9. straws (especially when I was teething)
10. bags of socks
11. plastic straps that hold lids on concentrated juice
12. putting #11 under the oven and then getting it back out
13. biting hands, or gloves if you don't like to bleed
14. running around like a crazy weasel
15. clean litter box/digging
16. the highest spot in the room
17. climbing my monkey pole and then leaping off it
18. sleeping against Dad's butt
19. boxes and bags of any size
20. Antonio Banderas

cat in a box

whos a pretty kitty?

This picture makes me look like I should have a rainbow on my butt.

Why I love socks

Hi, my name is Shatner Chiba Wittenberg and I am a gray tiger cat who just turned 1 year old on June 12th! I know people like to call my kind "tabby" but lets face it I am a tiger, a little smaller than the ones at the zoo but I am working on it by eating whatever I can get my paws on.

One day my mom brought home a new bag of socks from Target, where my dad works. I instantly knew my role in life. I had to free those socks, with my teeth. So I stole the bag of socks and ran around the house, eventually eviscerating the bag and spilling socks out onto the floor one at a time. It was the best thing ever!